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The Fleming Saga

Although it's old news now, I felt that as this can still make me laugh I must add it for posterity, future generations may not have someone quite so strange.

Somehow Paul Bolton and Andrew Fleming fell out. It culminated in Andrew Fleming giving himself a black eye nutting the back of Paul's head, but before that happened he left these little gems on Paul's phone. The messages were recorded by Paul onto tape, then Chris Collier enlisted the aid of his magic monkey (and a wee bit of technology) and made them into the mp3s you see here.

Also praise be to Collier for supplying the picture of Fleming's ugly mug.

Paul Bolton Andrew Fleming
Paul Bolton Andrew Fleming

Message from Chris Collier:

To those whom this message concerns,

Due to public demand the tapes can now be heard, unfortunately some sound quality has been lost and the MP3s are a little quiet to make the sound files small and easy to download. Each of the ten files is named in the order in which it was received e.g. wed1938.mp3 translates to wednesday 7:38 pm and comes before wed2009.mp3 (wednesday 8:09 pm). To know the full story contact Paul at Paulo@Boltonovic.freeserve.co.uk . Be warned the content is hilarious but Fleming is fowl mouthed and likes the use of expletives.

Please note all these messages were recorded before Andrew gave himself a black eye after nutting the back of Paul's head.

Listen to / download them individualy:

Wednesday 19:38 [49 kb]
Wednesday 19:54 [94 kb]
Wednesday 20:09 [90 kb]
Wednesday 20:50 [120 kb]
Wednesday 21:13
[101 kb]
Wednesday 21:27 [64 kb]
Wednesday 20:30 [141 kb]
Friday 21:28 [132 kb]
Saturday 12:34
[70 kb]
Saturday 13:19 [190 kb]

Get them all in one fell swoop:

The complete saga [969 kb]

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