tr_msgs = new Array('Crafted from the finest timbers.','Not for single unit resale.','Unfit for human consumption.','Not suitable for people with heart conditions.','Keep away from small children and babies.','3D glasses used in conjuction with this site will yield no results.','Hard hat area.','"Sanity is not statistical."','La boef de la mer.','No dogs. Except guide dogs.','No animals were harmed in making this site.','Please keep maiming to a minimum.','Keeping cheese free.','Contains a source of phenylalanine.','No fly zone.');

//function chooseAMsg(){
//alert(tr_msgs.length);
//trc = Math.ceil(Math.random() * tr_msgs.length-1);
//alert(trc);
	//tr_layer.innerHTML = tr_msgs[Math.ceil(Math.random() * tr_msgs.length-1)];

tr_chosen_msg = tr_msgs[Math.ceil(Math.random() * tr_msgs.length-1)];

//alert ( tr_chosen_msg );

document.write( tr_chosen_msg );

//}